HOW MUCH IS THAT PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE WORTH?
January 28, 2015
The Republican leadership in Congress
Democrats are on offense all the time, even when theyve just had their legs cut off. They announce absurd agenda items and then indignantly demand to know why Republicans are refusing to deal with the Free Unicorn Rides bill.
Obama is a lame-duck president and, three months ago, his party was slaughtered in midterm elections. And yet, I gather that his State of the Union address consisted of a litany of insanely expensive, utterly pointless proposals.
And Republicans fall for it every time. They consider it a major victory to come back with a free-market approach to surrender.
In response to Obamas free community college idea, Republicans should say: Were not giving you anything, and, in fact, were demanding answers. (Youll be surprised how liberating and fun it is to go on offense, Republicans!)
The GOP needs to hold tobacco company-style hearings, hauling in the presidents of various universities and asking them to justify their multi-million dollar salaries.
We want professors explaining, under penalty of perjury, exactly how much they make per hour for their rigorous schedules of two classes a week, summers off, and full-year sabbaticals every few years.
Also, wed like to know how driving the getaway car for a cop-killer constitutes a qualification to teach college.
College professors relentlessly hound the rest of society for their crimes racism, sexism, white privilege, -- look what youre doing to the environment! Why are we paying them, again? Theres no visible reason most of these people should be teaching at all. How about they explain their value to the taxpayers who subsidize their cushy lives?
Other than engineers, economists and quarterbacks, no one acquires any marketable knowledge at college. The sole purpose of a degree is to function as a substitute I.Q. test. If employers were allowed to give applicants 15-minute intelligence tests, theyd have the exact same information as knowing what college a person attended.
But they cant do that, so families have to spend a quarter of a million dollars to give their kids the parchment equivalent of an IQ score. High school kids who get into good schools should present employers with their college acceptance letters and skip the going-to-college part.
Republicans need to force colleges to issue reports, just like drug companies, attesting to the average cost, and the average salary, for every degree.
Trust Ann liberals will go wild. Thats how youll know youve struck gold.
They will scream bloody murder, accuse Republicans of McCarthyism, say its too burdensome to collect this information and
They better be able to put a dollar value on a college degree! Thats how its being sold. Obama doesnt say its important to go to college to learn to think analytically, read critically or be exposed to different ideas none of which occurs at most colleges, anyway.
No, thats not the pitch. The pitch is: Youre going to fail in this economy without a college degree!
If colleges really believe their product is worth anything, why dont they guarantee their own student loans? Why should taxpayers should be on the hook for everyones tuition?
According to the colleges, their graduates are going to earn all sorts of money! At least thats what they say when theyre conning teenagers into taking out colossal student loans.
Its burdensome, is not an excuse accepted by the government in any other context. It doesnt work for businesses being forced to come up with reams of information for the IRS, the EPA or OSHA. And the taxpayer isnt on the hook for the deceptive promises of any industry, except two: hucksters for home mortgages and student loans.
I would like to hear college presidents explain that what they do is totally different from any other company.
Theres no other industry has politicians flacking for it, much less conniving to prevent consumers from getting truthful information about the merchandise. Democrats need to be exposed as hustlers for the most fraudulent, overpriced scam in the country.
Going after Big Education is all upside for the GOP. College professors and administrators already vote 98 percent for the Democrats. In fact, its a triple-play for the GOP: They would punish a liberal constituency, strike a blow against the principal vehicle of liberal indoctrination in America, and the middle class will love it.
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