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February 15, 2012COMMUNISM BY INSURANCE MANDATE
February 8, 2012PLUTOCRAT DEMS ATTACK ROMNEY AS 'RICHIE RICH'
February 1, 2012THREE CHEERS FOR ROMNEYCARE!
January 25, 2012RE-ELECT OBAMA: VOTE NEWT!
January 18, 2012STRONGEST CASE AGAINST ROMNEY A FEW SHEETS SHORT OF A REAM
January 11, 2012WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY FIRING THESE PEOPLE?
January 4, 2012IOWA SHOWS REPUBLICANS DETERMINED TO BEAT OBAMA
December 28, 2011ONLY ONE CANDIDATE IS RIGHT ON THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES
December 21, 2011NEWT HELPED FORMULATE CHRISTMAS
December 14, 2011NEWT: SPEAK BOMBASTICALLY AND CARRY A TINY STICK
December 7, 2011NEWT PRESENTS A FRESH NEW VIRTUAL FACE
November 30, 2011ONCE YOU GO CONSERVATIVE BLACK, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
November 23, 2011I'LL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A TAX INCREASE TODAY
November 16, 2011IF NOT ROMNEY, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
November 9, 2011DAVID AXELROD'S PATTERN OF SEXUAL MISBEHAVIOR
November 2, 2011WHY OUR BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN THEIR BLACKS
October 26, 2011IF I WERE A LIBERAL ...
October 19, 2011'OCCUPY WALL STREET' [HEARTS] WALL STREET
October 12, 2011WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY!
October 5, 2011THIS IS WHAT A MOB LOOKS LIKE
September 28, 2011DOES RICK PERRY HAVE A PERFORMANCE PROBLEM?
September 21, 2011COP-KILLER IS MEDIA'S LATEST BABY SEAL
September 14, 2011SO A COMATOSE GUY WALKS INTO A BAR ...
September 7, 2011AMANDA KNOX: THE NEW MUMIA!
August 31, 2011LIBERALS' VIEW OF DARWIN UNABLE TO EVOLVE
August 24, 2011THE FLASH MOB METHOD OF SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY
August 17, 2011LIBERALS AREN'T FUNNY, THEY'RE A RIOT!
August 10, 2011THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH WELFARE SYSTEM
August 3, 2011MEDIA: HALLIBURTON PAID DICK CHENEY TO COMMIT RAPE IN IRAN
July 27, 2011NEW YORK TIMES READER KILLS DOZENS IN NORWAY
July 20, 2011MEDIA MOGUL CHARGED WITH FIRST-DEGREE MURDOCH
July 13, 2011ONE PRESIDENT LEFT BEHIND: McCONNELL SCHOOLS OBAMA ON DEBT
July 6, 2011CASEY ANTHONY: SINGLE MOM OF THE YEAR!
July 3, 2011BONUS JULY 4TH COLUMN! EXCERPTED FROM THE SMASH BESTELLER, 'DEMONIC'
June 29, 2011GLENN BECK VS. THE MOB
June 22, 2011N.Y. TIMES: FRAUGHT NEXUS OF LIES, STUPIDITY AND BIGOTRY
June 15, 2011GET RID OF GOVERNMENT -- BUT FIRST MAKE ME PRESIDENT!
June 8, 2011OBAMA: HOPE, CHANGE, AND THE OCCASIONAL SEX DREAM
June 1, 2011WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
May 25, 2011WHY LARRY KING WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT
May 18, 2011TO LIBERALS, EVERY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A HOTEL MAID
May 11, 2011MORE GUTSY CALLS FROM OBAMA!
May 4, 2011NEXT TIME, USE FEDEX
April 27, 2011OBAMA'S BUDGET: MORE WASTE, FRAUD AND SELF-ABUSE
April 20, 2011REAGAN DEMOCRATS: 'TEA BAGGERS' OR MSNBC VIEWERS?
April 13, 2011ON THIS ABORTED FETUS, THE DEMOCRATS PLANT THEIR FLAG
April 6, 2011THANKS FOR RAISING MY TAXES -- WHAT ELSE CAN I DO FOR YOU?
March 30, 2011OBAMA CRIED, KIDS DIED
March 23, 2011LIBERALS: THEY BLINDED US WITH SCIENCE
March 16, 2011A GLOWING REPORT ON RADIATION
March 9, 2011SIX-FIGURE BUS DRIVERS AND OTHER WORKING-CLASS HEROES
March 2, 2011UNCIVIL UNIONS
February 23, 2011LOOK FOR THE UNION FABLE
February 16, 2011DEMOCRATS: EMBOLDENING AMERICA'S ENEMIES AND TERRIFYING HER ALLIES SINCE 1976
February 9, 2011DEAR MAINSTREAM MEDIA REPORTER WHO WASTED MY TIME ...
February 2, 2011WHAT LIBERALS DON'T KNOW ABOUT GUNS, CHAPTER 217
January 26, 2011HOPE, CHANGE AND 'INVEST'
January 19, 2011MUD LIBEL
January 12, 2011 LIBERALS SEEK BAN ON METAPHORS IN WAKE OF ARIZONA SHOOTING
January 5, 2011INVESTIGATE THIS!
December 29, 2010LIBERALS GIVE 'TIL IT HURTS (YOU)
December 22, 2010SCROOGE WAS A LIBERAL
December 15, 2010LIKE A CONDOM, THE FIRST AMENDMENT CAN'T ALWAYS PROTECT YOU
December 8, 2010DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, DON'T CALL OUR TROOPS HOMOPHOBES
December 1, 2010BRADLEY MANNING: POSTER BOY FOR 'DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL'
November 24, 2010STRANGE MEN GROPE NANCY PELOSI OR THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON
November 17, 2010NAPOLITANO: THE BALL’S IN MY COURT NOW
November 10, 2010REPEAL THE 26TH AMENDMENT!
November 3, 2010WE'RE ALL BIGOTS NOW!
October 27, 2010YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE A DEMOCRAT, BUT IT HELPS
October 20, 2010CHRIS COONS LIED, GRANNY DIED
October 13, 2010HIS NAME IS 'DICK'
October 6, 2010NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE
September 29, 2010PATTY MURRAY: THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN AMERICA
September 28, 2010BREAKING: JAYSON BLAIR NOW WORKING AT POLITICO!
September 22, 2010HOW MANY TIMES DID GOLDWATER RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN?
September 15, 2010LIKE, IS SARAH PALIN TOTALLY CONCEITED?
September 8, 2010BONFIRE OF THE INSANITIES
September 1, 2010OBAMA IS NOT A MUSLIM
August 25, 2010MSNBC SWEARS TO ALLAH THAT OBAMA'S NOT A MUSLIM
August 18, 2010LOOK WHO'S 'NATIVIST' NOW!
August 11, 2010LET'S PLAY 'SPOT THE DEMOCRAT'!
August 4, 2010JUSTICE BRENNAN'S FOOTNOTE GAVE US ANCHOR BABIES
July 28, 2010WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS KEITH OLBERMANN?
July 21, 2010OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS DOWN, IMAGINARY RACISM UP
July 14, 2010NEW BLACK PANTHERS, YOU'RE FREE TO GO -- NOT SO FAST, ARIZONA
July 7, 2010BILL KRISTOL MUST RESIGN
June 30, 2010KAGAN HEARINGS SURPASS WORLD CUP FOR MOST BORING TV EVENT
June 23, 2010WHAT A SACK OF SACROSANCT
June 16, 2010ALVIN GREENE: THE MOST QUALIFIED DEMOCRAT I'VE EVER SEEN
June 9, 2010SARAH PALIN: PLEASE ENDORSE ROB SIMMONS
June 2, 2010DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE WITH A BLUE DRESS YET, DADDY?
May 26, 2010MODERN CIVIL RIGHTS: COCKFIGHTING AND SAME-SEX PROMS
May 19, 2010REPUBLICANS ON TRACK TO SNATCH DEFEAT FROM JAWS OF VICTORY
May 12, 2010SUPREME COURT TO FACE MECCA
May 5, 2010OBAMA NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY: HOPE THEIR BOMBS DON'T WORK
April 28, 2010WASHINGTON TAKES BREAK FROM PORN SURFING TO BAIL OUT WALL STREET
April 21, 2010WOULDN'T A MINI SERIES ON ATTILA THE HUN EXPLAIN NANCY PELOSI?
April 14, 2010STEVENS: 'I NEVER LEFT SANITY. SANITY LEFT ME'
April 7, 2010GOD HATES JUDGES
March 31, 2010PRESCRIPTIONS FOR DISASTER NOW COVERED UNDER OBAMACARE
March 24, 2010OH, CANADA!
March 17, 2010MY HEALTH CARE PLAN
March 10, 2010WHAT'S ARABIC FOR 'YOU'RE NO ATTICUS FINCH'?
March 3, 2010SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS HITS WHOREHOUSES
February 24, 2010WHAT PART OF 'PARTY OF NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
February 17, 2010AHMADINEJAD: 'YEP, I'M NUCLEAR!'
February 10, 2010OBAMA'S OWNED -- YOU CAN BANK ON IT
February 3, 2010MATTHEWS AND OLBERMANN NOW OPENLY FIGHTING OVER OBAMA
January 27, 2010CAN'T WE AT LEAST GET A TOASTER?
January 20, 2010THAT OLD OBAMA MAGIC IS BACK
January 13, 2010HARRY REID'S NEGRO PROBLEM
January 6, 2010IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL, TAKE IT!
December 30, 2009IVANA TRUMP ESCORTED OFF PLANE: NAPOLITANO DECLARES 'THE SYSTEM WORKED'
December 23, 2009IN OTHER WORDS ...
December 16, 2009LESS HEALTH CARE FOR MORE MONEY: WHAT'S THE CATCH?
December 9, 2009MARTHA COAKLEY: TOO IMMORAL FOR TEDDY KENNEDY'S SEAT
December 2, 2009DO SMOKING GUNS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING, TOO?
November 25, 2009MSNBC EXCLUSIVE: FORT HOOD NEVER HAPPENED!
November 18, 2009AT THE END OF THE DAY, DIVERSITY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK, HORRIFICALLY
November 11, 2009MUSLIM SUFFERS BRUISED EGO IN FORT HOOD TRAGEDY
November 9, 2009BONUS COLUMN! FT HOOD AND GUILTY: LIBERAL 'VICTIMS' AND THEIR ASSAULT ON AMERICA
November 4, 2009ELECTION 2009: CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IN!
October 28, 2009I'LL PASS ON 'OPTING OUT'
October 21, 2009THE GRATING COMMUNICATOR
October 14, 2009NATURAL-BORN LOSERS
October 7, 2009WOULD YOU OR YOUR COMPANY LIKE TO SPONSOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF 'LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE'? SEE MY WEB SITE FOR DETAILS! PART 7
September 30, 2009A STATISTICAL REGRESSION ANALYSIS OF MARITIME UNEMPLOYMENT RATES, 1946-1948. JUST KIDDING -- MORE LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE!
September 23, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE, PART 5
September 16, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: BONUS JOE WILSON EDITION!
September 9, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: FOURTH IN A SERIES
September 2, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: THIRD IN A SERIES (COMMEMORATIVE PLATES ON SALE NOW!)
August 26, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: SECOND IN A SERIES (COLLECT ALL 10!)
August 19, 2009LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: FIRST IN A SERIES
August 12, 2009KATHLEEN PARKER: THE BARRY LYNN OF THE SOUTH
August 5, 2009OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE SPOTTED IN BOGUS MOON LANDING FOOTAGE
July 29, 2009HOW ABOUT A NATIONAL CONVERSATION ON RACE HOAXES?
July 22, 2009TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME WHEN YOUR CANCER IS STAGE 4
July 15, 2009DEMS TO GOP NOMINEES: WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?
July 8, 2009FORGETTING SARAH PALIN
July 1, 2009SO MUCH FOR WISE LATINAS
June 24, 2009OBAMA TO IRAN: LET THEM EAT ICE CREAM
June 17, 2009NYT: DUKE LACROSSE PLAYERS KILLED MEREDITH KERCHER
June 10, 2009WELCOME BACK, CARTER
June 3, 200949 MILLION TO FIVE
May 27, 2009I FEEL YOUR PAIN. NOT THEIRS. YOURS.
May 20, 2009NOTRE DAME HOLDS FIRST ALAN KEYES FUNDRAISER
May 13, 2009LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA
May 6, 2009WATCHING MSNBC IS TORTURE
April 29, 2009MUSLIMS: 'WE DO THAT ON FIRST DATES'
April 22, 2009NELL HUSBANDS MARTIN COULTER
April 15, 2009OBAMA'S RECIPE FOR CHANGE NOT MY CUP OF TEA
April 8, 2009LET'S ALL SURRENDER OUR WEAPONS -- YOU FIRST!
April 8, 2009
April 1, 2009WHY IS RICK WAGONER FIRED AND NANCY PELOSI STILL WORKING?
March 25, 2009GORDON GEKKO IS A DEMOCRAT
March 19, 2009
March 18, 2009SILVER'S BRAVERY NOT AN ACT
March 11, 2009ARE 'HOPE' AND 'CHANGE' STILL TAX-DEDUCTIBLE?
March 4, 2009OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY
February 25, 2009THE CAL RIPKEN PRESIDENT
February 18, 2009WHY WE DON'T CELEBRATE 'HISTORIANS DAY'
February 11, 2009GOODBYE, AMERICA! IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
February 4, 2009SECONDHAND CHILDREN
January 28, 2009LIBERAL VICTIMHOOD: A GAME YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME
January 21, 2009MORE BOOS THAN BALLS
January 14, 2009MURDER SPREE BY PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
January 7, 2009THIS IS THE DOWNER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
December 31, 2008TEACHING DEMOCRATS NEW TRICKS
December 24, 2008MY TRIUMPH OVER KWANZAA!
December 17, 2008ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS 20 EXTRA VOTES FOR FRANKEN
December 10, 2008MINNESOTA BALLOTS: LAND OF TEN THOUSAND FAKES
December 3, 2008THE CLEANEST STATE MEETS THE PUSHIEST PERSON
November 26, 2008TERRORISTS' RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME
November 19, 2008GENIUS, THY NAME IS OBAMA
November 12, 2008GOP VOTE DECLINES LESS THAN NYT PROFIT
November 5, 2008THE REIGN OF LAME FALLS MAINLY ON MCCAIN
October 29, 2008RED HOAX BLUE HOAX
October 22, 2008
October 22, 2008AYERS: RADICAL LOON WHEN OBAMA WAS ONLY 47
October 15, 2008EIGHTY-FOUR PERCENT SAY THEY'D NEVER LIE TO A POLLSTER
October 8, 2008PULL THE HAIR PLUG ON THIS GUY
October 1, 2008BIDEN SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME: 'ASSASSINATION INSURANCE'
September 24, 2008THEY GAVE YOUR MORTGAGE TO A LESS QUALIFIED MINORITY
September 17, 2008OBAMA: LUCIFER IS MY HOMEBOY
September 10, 2008
September 10, 2008BUSH 7, TERRORISTS 0
September 3, 2008THE BEST MAN TURNED OUT TO BE A WOMAN
August 27, 2008JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN
August 20, 2008CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR OBAMA QUESTIONS LEGALITY OF SLAVERY BAN
August 13, 2008EVEN BY TRIAL LAWYER STANDARDS, EDWARDS A REAL SLEAZEBAG
August 6, 2008ONLY HIS HAIR DRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE!
July 30, 2008A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS
July 23, 2008BUT WILL THEY RESPECT HIM IN THE MORNING?
July 16, 2008THIS IS NOT A DRILL
July 10, 2008
July 9, 2008THE NEW YORK TIMES VS. HELMS, PART 529,876
July 2, 2008MCCAIN: PUMP THIS!
June 25, 2008YOU CAN'T FUEL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME
June 18, 2008JUSTICE KENNEDY: AMERICAN IDLE
June 11, 2008BUSH'S AMERICA: 100 PERCENT AL-QAIDA FREE SINCE 2001
June 4, 2008OBAMA WAS SELECTED, NOT ELECTED
June 4, 2008
May 28, 2008YOU CAN'T APPEASE EVERYBODY
May 21, 2008IF WE COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS
May 14, 2008TO THE SWIFT GOES THE RACIST
May 13, 2008BONUS! WALL STREET JOURNAL STONEWALLS ON MCCARTHY
May 7, 2008ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO
May 2, 2008STAN EVANS RESPONDS TO AN IDIOT
April 30, 2008OUT OF 'CONTEXT' OR OUT OF HIS MIND?
April 23, 2008YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN TO KNOW WHICH CANDIDATE BLOWS
April 16, 2008OBAMA WOOS GUN-TOTING GOD NUTS
April 9, 2008DREAMS FROM MY FATHER, LAME EXCUSES FROM MY GRANDFATHER
April 2, 2008OBAMA'S DIMESTORE 'MEIN KAMPF'
March 26, 2008HILLARY: SWIFTBOATED!
March 19, 2008THROW GRANDMA UNDER THE BUS
March 13, 2008
March 12, 2008WHOREABLE BEHAVIOR
March 5, 2008HILLARY: STAND BY SOME OTHER MAN
February 27, 2008WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY: R.I.P., ENFANT TERRIBLE
February 20, 2008HOW TO KEEP REAGAN OUT OF OFFICE
February 13, 2008THERE'S A DEMOCRAT BEHIND DOOR NO. 1, 2 AND 3
February 6, 2008FROM GOLDWATER GIRL TO HILLARY GIRL
January 30, 2008GOP TO EDWARDS: HOW MUCH FOR THAT CONCESSION SPEECH?
January 23, 2008'STRAIGHT TALK' EXPRESS TAKES SCENIC ROUTE TO TRUTH
January 16, 2008THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
January 9, 2008JOHN VINCENT COULTER
January 2, 2008KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
January 1, 2008BONUS! EVANS RESPONDS TO HALF-WIT RADOSH
December 26, 2007LIBERALS SING 'HUCKELUJAH'
December 19, 2007THERE'S A HUCKABEE BORN EVERY MINUTE
December 12, 2007JOE MCCARTHY INVENTED THE INTERNET
December 5, 2007THEY'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
November 28, 2007NYT: AN UNDOCUMENTED NEWSPAPER
November 21, 2007NYT: SUICIDE MANUAL FOR DEMS
November 14, 2007MUSHARRAF: THE TOLSTOY OF THE ZULUS
November 7, 2007MCCARTHYISM: THE ROSETTA STONE OF LIBERAL LIES
October 31, 2007HOW LONG BEFORE THE A.D.L. KICKS OUT ALL ITS JEWS?
October 24, 2007HAVE YOU HUGGED AN ISLAMO-FASCIST TODAY?
October 17, 2007ANOTHER LIBERAL NOOSE-ANCE
October 10, 2007FRED SAWYER AND HUCKABEE FINN
October 3, 2007PRETEND TO BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
September 26, 2007TASE HIM, BRO!
September 19, 2007IS THERE A TRIAL LAWYER IN THE HOUSE?
September 12, 2007FROM THE HALLS OF MALIBU TO THE SHORES OF KENNEDY
September 5, 2007CRUISING WHILE REPUBLICAN
August 29, 2007RENO 911
August 22, 20071 DOWN, 11,999,999 TO GO
August 15, 2007IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, LIE, LIE AGAIN
August 8, 2007ABSOLUTELY FABULIST
August 1, 2007DID I MISS THE 'HIP' PART?
July 25, 2007OBAMA HAILS A UNICORN
July 18, 2007THE 'BUMPER STICKER' THAT BLOWS UP
July 11, 2007NAPPY-HEADED HOAX
July 4, 2007STUDIES SHOW: FELONS SMARTER THAN LIBERALS
June 28, 2007THAT WAS NO LADY — THAT WAS MY HUSBAND
June 20, 2007THE END IS NIFONG
June 13, 2007NO DRUG SMUGGLER LEFT BEHIND!
June 6, 2007BUSH'S AMERICA: ROACH MOTEL
May 30, 2007A GREEN CARD IN EVERY POT
May 23, 2007IMPORTING A SLAVE CLASS
May 16, 2007JERRY FALWELL — SAY HELLO TO RONALD REAGAN!
May 9, 2007C'EST SI BON
May 2, 2007NO WONDER THEY'RE AFRAID OF BRIT HUME
April 25, 2007NUTS IN THE CROSSHAIRS
April 18, 2007LET'S MAKE AMERICA A 'SAD-FREE ZONE'!
April 11, 2007HO HO HO, MERRY IMUS!
April 4, 2007IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T APPEASE — CRY, CRY AGAIN
March 28, 2007'SORRY' DOESN'T SEEM TO BE THE HARDEST WORD
March 21, 2007THE COMING ASS AGE
March 14, 2007IN WASHINGTON, IT'S ALWAYS THE YEAR OF THE RAT
March 7, 2007SHOOTING ELEPHANTS IN A BARREL
February 28, 2007LET THEM EAT TOFU!
February 21, 2007JOHN MURTHA: CAVING IN TO ARABS SINCE 1980
February 14, 2007JONATHAN LIVINGSTON OBAMA
February 7, 2007YELLOWCAKE AND YELLOW JOURNALISM
January 31, 2007FREE THE FITZGERALD ONE!
January 24, 2007I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME BORE
January 17, 2007THE STRIPPER HAS NO CLOTHES
January 10, 2007STRIPPER LIED ... WHITE BOYS FRIED
January 3, 2007THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: A VAST SLEEPER CELL
December 27, 2006KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
December 20, 2006FRANK RICH DECLARES IRAQ 'BOX OFFICE POISON!'
December 13, 2006SURRENDER BY ANY OTHER NAME ...
December 6, 2006INCOMING CONGRESS PREPARES TO LAUNCH 'OPERATION SURRENDER'
November 29, 2006COULTER GETS RESULTS!
November 22, 2006WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOUR FLIGHT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE?
November 15, 2006DESPERATE CONGRESSWOMEN OF HYSTERIA LANE
November 8, 2006HISTORIC VICTORY FOR DIEBOLD!
November 1, 2006JIHAD IS FUN! VOTE DEMOCRAT!
October 25, 2006DEMS' FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME: PATRIOT
October 18, 2006O.J. TRIALS FOR TERRORISTS
October 11, 2006CLINTON'S LATEST GLOW JOB
October 4, 2006WHO KNEW CONGRESSMAN FOLEY WAS A CLOSETED DEMOCRAT?
September 27, 2006I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT NOMAD, OSAMA BIN LADEN
September 21, 2006
September 20, 2006ARE VIDEOTAPED BEHEADINGS COVERED BY GENEVA?
September 13, 2006IF ONLY BIN LADEN HAD A STAINED BLUE DRESS ...
September 6, 2006JOE WILSON: THE END OF AN ERROR
August 31, 2006THEY SHOT THE WRONG LINCOLN
August 23, 2006WHAT PART OF THE WAR ON TERRORISM DO THEY SUPPORT?
August 16, 2006TERRORISTS WIN: DEODORANT BANNED FROM AIRPLANES
August 9, 2006BIG FOOT, SCOOP JACKSON DEMOCRATS AND OTHER MYTHS
August 2, 2006WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION
July 26, 2006MORE OF JOHN KERRY'S RETROACTIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES
July 19, 2006LIBERALS: BORN TO RUN
July 12, 2006N.Y. TIMES: BETTER DEAD THAN READ
July 5, 2006TOP SECRET INTERVIEW EXPOSED!
June 28, 200612 DOWN: TOP SECRET WAR PLANS, 36 ACROSS: TREASON
June 21, 2006GODLESS' CAUSES LIBERALS TO PRAY ... FOR A BOOK BURNING
June 14, 2006Party of Rapist Proud to be Godless
June 7, 2006HEY YOU, BROWSING 'GODLESS' — BUY THE BOOK OR GET OUT!
May 31, 2006SE PUEDE GET TWO YEARS TAX-FREE!
May 24, 2006APPLE-POLISHER SHOWS P.O.W. REAL COURAGE
May 17, 2006READ MY LIPS: NO NEW AMNESTY
May 10, 2006CONSERVATIVES NEED 12-STEP PROGRAM TO MANHOOD
May 3, 2006TUITION SOARS DUE TO KNOWLEDGE SHORTFALL
April 26, 2006IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PUMP
April 19, 2006LIE DOWN WITH STRIPPERS, WAKE UP WITH PLEAS
April 12, 2006BROWN IS THE NEW BLACK
April 5, 2006LIBERAL WAR ON TERRORISM HEATS UP: DELAY FINALLY CAPTURED
March 29, 2006N.Y. TIMES, BROKEN CLOCK: BOTH OCCASIONALLY CORRECT
March 22, 2006POLL: MOST AMERICANS LOVE COULTER COLUMNS!
March 15, 2006REVENGE OF THE QUEERS
March 8, 2006IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A WIMP
March 1, 2006SPEAKING TRUTH TO DEAD HORSES: MY OSCAR PREDICTIONS
February 22, 2006SO, THREE MUSLIMS WALK INTO A PORT
February 15, 2006MUSLIM BITES DOG
February 8, 2006CALVIN AND HOBBES — AND MUHAMMAD
February 1, 2006ALITO ... BOO!
January 25, 2006ABORTION STOPS A BLEEDING HEART
January 19, 2006'CHOCOLATE CITY' SPRINKLED WITH NUTS
January 11, 2006FORK REPLACES DONKEY AS DEMOCRATIC PARTY SYMBOL
January 4, 2006WHY WE DON'T TRUST YOU WITH NATIONAL SECURITY
December 28, 2005KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
December 21, 2005LIVE AND LET SPY
December 14, 2005WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED?
December 7, 2005DELAY HAMMERS EARLE OF AUSTIN
November 30, 2005WE LIKE YOU! WE REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU!
November 23, 2005NEW IDEA FOR ABORTION PARTY: AID THE ENEMY
November 16, 2005ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A SECOND-RATE FILMMAKER?
November 9, 2005DANNY OCEAN DEFENDS THE RATHER NETWORK
November 3, 2005DEMOCRATS STICK FORK IN OWN HEADS
October 26, 2005 IT’S MORNING IN AMERICA!
October 19, 2005WHO WAS THE SECOND CHOICE?
October 12, 2005DOES THIS LAW DEGREE MAKE MY RESUME LOOK FAT?
October 5, 2005THIS IS WHAT 'ADVICE AND CONSENT' MEANS
September 28, 2005BOB SHRUM WITH A GOOD CAUSE
September 21, 2005WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?
September 14, 2005ACTUALLY, 'JUDICIAL ACTIVISM' MEANS 'E=mc2'
September 7, 2005THE PERFECT ALIBI ... I'LL DRINK TO THAT! (PART II)
September 1, 2005
August 31, 2005TED KENNEDY'S PRIVATE PARTS: PART I
August 24, 2005CONSERVATIVES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING AND LIBERAL PRESS
August 17, 2005CINDY SHEEHAN: COMMANDER IN GRIEF
August 10, 2005IT'S 'LET'S ROLL,' NOT 'LET'S ROLL OVER'
August 3, 2005READ MY LIPS: NO NEW LIBERALS
July 27, 2005FOOL ME EIGHT TIMES, SHAME ON ME
July 20, 2005SOUTER IN ROBERTS' CLOTHING
July 13, 2005MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE
July 6, 2005REAGAN'S BIGGEST MISTAKE FINALLY RETIRES
June 29, 2005THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT RELIGION
June 22, 2005GUANTANAMO LOSES FIVE-STAR RATING
June 15, 2005LOSING THEIR HEADS OVER GITMO
June 8, 2005WOODWARD DOES WASHINGTON
June 1, 2005SEVEN 'EXTRAORDINARY' IDIOTS
May 25, 2005WHAT LEFT-WING P.B.S. BIAS?
May 18, 2005NEWSWEEK DISSEMBLED, MUSLIMS DISMEMBERED!
May 11, 2005EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MILLENNIA?
May 5, 2005THE DEVIL IS OUT OF DETAILS
April 28, 2005DRAG LIBERALS INTO THE LIGHT

April 20, 2005PIES, LIES & VIDEOTAPE
April 13, 2005IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A PIE
April 6, 2005THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LEFT
March 30, 2005THE EMPEROR'S NEW ROBES
March 24, 2005STARVED FOR JUSTICE
March 16, 2005FREEZE! I JUST HAD MY NAILS DONE!
March 9, 2005COME BACK, LIBERALS!
March 3, 2005CALLING THE KETTLE GAY
February 23, 2005REPUBLICANS, BLOGGERS AND GAYS, OH MY!
February 17, 2005NOT CRAZY HORSE, JUST CRAZY
February 9, 2005THE LITTLE INJUN THAT COULD
February 2, 2005IRAQ THE VOTE
January 27, 2005WHERE'S THAT RELIGIOUS FANATIC WE ELECTED?
January 19, 2005It's Our Party, You Can Cry If You Want To
January 12, 2005Liar, Liar, Now You're Fired
January 6, 2005Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole
December 29, 20042004: Highlights and Lowlifes
December 22, 2004Happy Giving Tree Festival To All, And To All A Good Night!
December 15, 2004We're The 'Lose-Lose' People!
December 8, 2004The New And Improved Racism
December 1, 2004It's Dr. Rice, Not Dr. Dre
November 24, 2004It's Wabbit Season
November 17, 2004The Loss That Keeps On Giving!
November 10, 2004Olbermann Can 'Countdown,' But Can He Count Up?
November 3, 2004One Last Flip-Flop
October 27, 200440 Excuses And A Mule
October 20, 2004Inmates 'Have A Plan' To Run The Asylum
October 13, 2004Fall Fashion Preview: Cowboy Boots In, Flip-Flops Out
October 6, 2004Heart Patient Outruns Ambulance Chaser
September 29, 2004Parlez-Vous Political Free Fall?
September 22, 2004Dan Rather: Fairly Unbalanced
September 15, 2004C-BS
September 8, 2004The More John Kerry Changes, The More He Stays The Same
September 1, 2004The Unsubstantiated Heroism of Hanoi John
August 25, 2004Admitted War Criminal Cries Foul
August 18, 2004Ballad Of The French Berets
August 11, 2004Brothers Band Together Against Kerry
August 4, 2004I'll Have The Sandy Berger And A Side Of Lies
July 28, 2004Dems' New Slogan: No Teacher Left Behind
July 21, 2004Never Trust A Liberal Over 3
July 14, 2004Wilson Lied, Kids Died!
July 7, 2004In Desperate Move, Kerry Adopts Puppy
June 30, 2004Saddam In Custody -- Moore, Soros, Dean Still At Large